Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Ten Pin Drinking
Well yet another nights Ten Pin Bowling last night, didn't win this time, but got a fairly simular score to the previous time, got 101 this time...
Was very thirsty whilst at the bowling alley, as they had the temperature turned up really fucking high, so I was forced in to having a pint of fucking horrible John Smiths Extra Smooth. What a load of total fucking wank that drink is... I can't imagine for the life of me why its such a seemingly popular drink.
After ten pin bowling got the bus back towards this way, and went to the Alex, meeting up with E, was a bit late getting there so he was already one pint ahead of me. I got a pint at the bar. I drunk the pint at the bar, so it was empty by the time the barman came back with my change, so I got another pint. The first two were Triumpth, which wasn't too bad, but I then had a pint of guinness, but noticing they've put the fucking price of the guinness up I then switched to speckled hen, a having about four pints of that. Not too bad considering I managed at least seven or eight pints in the time I was there, which was a little over an hour and a quarter.
Came back here with E after the pub, and finished off half a bottle of glen Livit I had hanging about, and I went to bed at about 3 AM.
Woke up before my alarm today, and now about to get ready to head off to the station this afternoon and get the train to Norwich, and thence on to Lowestoft, to go to my Fathers.
Thats right folks, I'm going away for about a fortnight to my Fathers, to drink lots of adanams and locally brewed beer from Oulton Ales, and GreenJack Brewry, both of which are in Oulton Broad/lowestoft. So plenty of drinking coming up in the next fortnight, pity I won't be able to write about it all here
Unfortunately I won't have any internet access whilst away.....
please don't panic at this interuption in your surfing;normal service will be resumed once we know what 'normal service' is
Monday, April 17, 2006
Well finally something to make my day.
Certainly something to almost go some way to not quite making up for this miserable bank holiday easter weekend.
Potentially something to really have made the week, if not the month, or even the year thus far almost worth its abnoxious pointless boring time...
Yeh, its as cheesy as all hell, and really quite naff I guess, but its just so cuel.
Its a piece of freeware for my Nokia 6630 symbian OS smartphone.
Its a 'random insult generator' piece of software.
The insults are pretty crap though, and I've not seen one yet with a single fucking swear word in it.
here, then, for the entertainment of everyone out in the intardnet land, is an insult generated live, on my phone in the spare room in my house in Cambridge.
Your Funky aunt brushes a punpkin in the forest!
fuck me, that was great, heres another
Your Crazed cat rides on a peanut in a car park!
Actually these are kinda surreal in a way I muchly approve of.
Anyone who's mobile number I have may expect to randomly recieve any of these at random times whilst I'm pissed....; It has a neat feature so you can automatically put the text of the insult into a text message.
Oh, I hear the cries of adulation for this gem of a piece of software, so, for the adoring fans out there, lets have one more for luck...
Your insane Brother carries a chicken in a bakery!
Heck I really like that last one, kinda poetic in its visualisation of the scene there, wouldn't you say? I mean, yeh, I can see what its getting at; how c-crazy would your Brother really have to be to carry a chicken in his bakery? Pretty damn crazy is my guess, answers on a pissedcard to your Brother..
Your senseless Grandmother kisses an armchair at school!
Sorry, I just couldn't resist another one...
Now, that ones really got me thinking... I mean, an arm chair?; thats just so totally and utterly insane man, and in a school?; There should be a whole new subcatogry of sexual deviance just to explain that one. I mean, can you imagine what the school governers would say? Phew, I wouldn't like to be the headmaster having to write a letter to all the pupils parents to explain this one away.... Just crazy, crazier than lampost with its own IP address...
Sunday, April 16, 2006
BoB I hate these long weekends of nothingness...
What is even worse, tomorrow is a bank holiday as far as I remember... yet another day of pointless nothingness.... four bluddy days in a bluddy row... four bluddy boring pointless stupid fucking useless days of nothingness....
Can't even go to the fucking pub as all the most abnoxious, moronic dick-head loud-mouthed, thick as shit, wanker dick-head Chav wanna-be's will be out in force over the four days of enforced nothingness... Filling the pubs with their abnoxious loud moronic stupid opinions on shit they know absolutely nothing about and on which no one with an ounce of sense would ever want to hear a fucking opinion or single utterence from, ever. Fuck I hate these morons, they can't even handle their fucking booze and the further they are from me and the more dead and non living they are the fucking better. So lets hope that voluentary euthanasia for chavs gets going fucking soon. So I'll just have to stay in instead...
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Cigarettes cakes and flaminco
Better than good friday, so why isn't it called 'good Saturday?
Got up earlyish and went up the road to the newsagents at about 11.30, got cigarettes...
Came out of the newsagents and went up to the bakery, got a filled roll for lunch and a pie, and for later for myself and lodger bought a pile of cakes...
Been trying out the recording on the multi track software again, and actually seeming to get somewhere now in actually getting a half decent noise on to disk, going to push on in a while and get some actual multi tracking done and hopefully try to get three or four things down in at least partialy finished form so I can burn em to CD and see what they sound like on the Hi Fi's, inbetween doing this just got a shower and have been listening to various guitar stuff, namely rediculus tempo'd flaminco...
hmmm.... Cigarettes cakes and flaminco well thats the album titled sorted....
Friday, April 14, 2006
The beauty of bordum
What is so fucking good about good fucking Friday?
The fucking newsagents is closed and I've only just enough fags left to get me through the fucking day.
Also, the fucking farm shop will be closed so I can't go and buy any fucking foodThe long and the short of it?
I'm a fucking consumer, like it or not, I'm a fucking consumer, thats what we're ment to be arn't we? And cause someone says so everywhere is gona be closed...
I do hope the fucking shops are open tomorrow or I may have to do something drastic
And... Its fucking chicken again for dinner tonight as I can't get to the farm shop to get anything differnt to eat...Fucking chicken again?
I think I'll do an Indian tonight... Flat bread/nalm bread, spicey vegetable rice, spicey sweet potato thinggy I like, and spicey coated roast chicken
Fuck I'm bored.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
More audio-interfaces than you can throw a mixer at
Hey, great news, its nearly lunch time, lettuce eat food.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I call it BoB,and a nights drinking.
Out drinking last night. Didn't get to bed till 4 AM.
Morehouse Pride of Pendle.
And some others.
And some whisky.
I wish I knew why my head feels odd...